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delirious-bugnasty:

justlikesoup:

theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary

• Terms and Useful Phrases
  • That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
  • I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
  • Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
  • Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
  • A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
  • Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
  • That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
  • Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
  • A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
  • A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
  • I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
  • Beer   -   Giggle Water
  • Legs   -   Gams
  • Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
  • Rich Person   -   an egg
  • The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
  • Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
  • That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
  • Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
  • Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
  • That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
  • Classy   -   Swanky
  • I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
  • A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
  • That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

Time to update my vocabulary.

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I’m slowly growing ever fonder of this post-rock genre.

It really is otherworldly.

But one, personalized, little text post wouldn’t be too offensive in my little tumblr-bubble of eloquent reblogs, would it?

Here goes:

Ack, forget it

I’m chickening out

fishingboatproceeds:

dictionaryofobscuresorrows:

n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you…

cumberbatchedcheekbones:

humancartoon:

dorirosa:

suncalf:

what if you were in bed tonight and you were really lonely and sad and you were lying with your arm hanging out over the edge of the bed into the darkness and just as you were going to sleep, the darkness reached out and held your hand

i made a thing

THIS

OTP

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